Favorite Quotes - Windows Live


Guy Fieri	That'll put the "shamalama" in your ding dong.

Comedian, Ron White	You can't fix stupid.

Erma Bombeck	I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging on a charm bracelet.

Abigail Van Buren	The best index to a person's character is (a) how he treats people who can't do him any good, and (b) how he treats people who can't fight back.